超級(jí)搞笑英文翻譯..

we two who and who？
　　咱倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)阿
　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
　　3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you
　　你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
　　4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up ！
　　你有種，我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,they say! if you have nothing to say,go home!!
　　有事起奏，無(wú)事退朝
　　6． you me you me
　　彼此彼此
　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
　　你給我站?。?br /> 　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之為知之，不知為不知…
　　9． WATCH SISTER
　　表妹
　　10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's sons can make hole!!
　　龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會(huì)打洞！
　　11．American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足
　　12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　車禍現(xiàn)場(chǎng)描述
　　13．heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放
　　14．go past no mistake past
　　走過(guò)路過(guò)，不要錯(cuò)過(guò)
　　15．小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!
　　16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
　　要錢沒(méi)有，要命一條
　　17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
　　我叫李老大，今年25。
　　18．you have two down son。
　　你有兩下子。
　　19．a(chǎn)s far as you go to die
　　有多遠(yuǎn)，死多遠(yuǎn)?。。。?br /> 　　20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
　　給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉

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